Are you a weenie?
This test will answer the all-important life question, "How much of a weenie am I?" Now you will be able to compare objective data with your friends and frenemies to prove, once and for all, who is a weenie and who is not.
Maybe you're a wimp, spineless, maybe you have horrible taste in music. Maybe you lack testosterone. Certain test-takers with high enough scores may qualify for a framed weenie certificate.
Are you ready for...
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