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Are YOU a Moany Cow?

I know a lot of moany cows, ive called a lot of people moany cows too. Some people get offended believe it or not, but fair enough. Cow is a derogetory term for a woman in Scotland...apparently. Anyway This is my point.

Ive spent pure ages making up a pish quiz for myspace, so gonnae do it if your bored or something, cause thats why I made it. I was bored. ARE YOU A MOANY COW?

Created by: Wee Pea

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You've been working all day, then decide to go shopping. But the shop you were heading for is closing as you get there. What do you do?
- Go there the next day, you weren't bothered anyway.
- Run up to the door, and mime moans at the shop assistant to let you in for a few minutes.
- Go home and tell the person you live with all about how that ruined your day
- Feel a little disheartened but go and spend your money in pub instead, and whinge about it there to the staff.
You're a bit steamin, ok, pure steamin and the Catty bouncers wont let you in. What do you do?
- Shout abuse at him/her and storm off home in a huff.
- Throw up on the pavement / Bouncer's shoes
- Go home, and phone up completely wrecked making a 'formal' complaint.
- Feel like a tit, and suggest to your mates to go somewhere else.
Everybody else got tickets as soon as they came out, but you left it to the last minute. And the gig's sold out, what do you do?
- Cry a little in the middle of Tickets Scotland.
- Think of who might be able to get you a guestie
- Wait and try to buy a ticket outside the gig.
- Turn off your phone the night of the gig, meaning no one can call you from it. You'd rather sit in and feel sorry for yourself.
You're just about to finish an 8 hour shift, and your boss then tells you that you'll need to stay on late because somebody's called in sick. What do you do?
- Finish the rest of the shift in a crap mood, not bothering to smile at the customers.
- Make up an excuse why you just can't work late.
- Ask the Manager if they're 'F---ing kidding' you?
- Text your pals on your break telling them how s--- work is and to come rescue you.
You said you'd stay in and make dinner, but your other half wants to go out and get trollied. What do you do?
- Tell her/him to go out anyway, and send them moany texts while they're out.
- Rearrange the dinner for another night, but tell them you're disapointed.
- Go out with them and get way more wasted
- Tell them they're s--- and you'll see them when they get back
You burn your toast, and you're late - but pure hungry. what do you do?
- Sigh admitting defeat by toaster and leave the house.
- Mutter obscenitys under your breath and make more, tell your flatmate all about it later.
- Cry, cause you're going to a get a disciplinery
How good are things right now?
- Mmm, could be better, but who cares?
- Pretty damn good thanks :D
- Lifes pish, don't even ask.
- Well I think im gettin the cold, and I'm pure in debt, and my jobs crap and theres never anything on the telly anymore.
Have you ever attended a Moany Cow Bi-Monthly Meeting? (Formal or informal)
- Yes, I am there all the time.
- I'm best mates with the High Moany Cow
- Moaning isn't for me
- Only when drinking...
Have you ever been called a Moany Cow by a friend/enemy/teacher/parent/woman in the street?
- Regularly.
- Whats moaning? Life is amazing, why am I even taking this quiz?
- I am a closeted Moany Cow, so nobody knows...
Do you know the Moany Cow theme tune?
- Moany Moany, Moany Moany, Moany Moany COW! Moany Moany COW!
- No
- Why would I want to know the Moany cow theme tune, how crap do you think I am?
- I Have vague recollectons of some sort of mental song that Shiv and Leona sing, but couldnt sing it to you.

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