Are you a f---ing hipster?

Hipsters are like p0rnography. I can't clearly define them, but I know them when I see them. And when I see them, I usually want to vomit. You know the type: one of those punks who looks angry on purpose, wants to be part of a "scene," and can't stop talking about his new jacket.

Take this quiz and find out if you should burn in hipster hell (oh my gosh! everyone's wearing the same thing!) or if you'll enjoy eternal bliss in unhip heaven (cookies AND milk). I left our references to ipods, macs, parliaments, and the 80s -- that would make it way too easy.