What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old What is your gender? Male Female What did you wear today? School or work uniform - not my choice! A uniform, but I actually don't mind. The most revealing thing I own. The red dress my ex gave me - to his gf's party! Just my usual clothes. Smart work clothes to manipulate my boss. How long do your relationships last? No morre than one night! As long as his/her boyfriend is still at the bathroom! A week A few weeks A few months I'm steady or single Why did you break it off with him/her (the last one)? S/He cheated on me! What 'last one'? I'm permanently single! I don't even remember, it was when I was drunk. S/He was a creep. S/He wore a RED outfit when they had given me a PURPLE flower. Huh? They broke up with me! So, you're at a party and see your bestie chatting to your ex, Jason, who you were with a week ago. What do you do? (Guys pick 6) Go over to them and say "Hi Jason" in a suggestive voice. See her later and ruin her dress with your drink. Smile - they'd make a perfect couple, as he's not good enough for you. Nothing - she's over there persuading him to take you back. Pick up his SO WAY HOTTER best friend. I'm a guy, derrrr..... and NOT GAY! Guys - why'd you take this quiz? Accidentally clicked it. Oops sprung. For a laugh. I seriously think I'm a bitch! I'm a girl, thankyou. Sometimes, life gives you lemons. What now? Make lemonade or something. Life doesn't have hands, how can it give me lemons exactly? Squeeze it in people's eyes! I don't get lemons, my life never goes bad: I make it that way. I don't get the question. You have maths homework. There's a party tonight and your important work or school function tomorrow morning. Now what? Skip everything tonight, go to sleep and wake up early. Do the maths, skip the party and give a killer speech in the morning. Stuff the work - PARTY UNTIL 1AM AND SKIP THE FUNCTION! What party? I wasn't invited. I don't have a choice about whether to go to the party, I'm hosting it! Maths? Let me at it! "Where've you BEEN? We waited ages for you!" Boss ain't happy about you skipping the meeting this morning. "I stayed home, I was sick!" (well, I did have a hangover...) "I had to get to the doctors for some caffeine tablets for the amount of work you're making me do!" "No, you must be mistaken. I was there." (Yeah right...) You really were there - just being quiet and taking notes. Quit on the spot. He can't treat you this way! 'Make it up to him' with a bribe, of sorts. Do you get 3:30-itis? What's that? Yep. No, unless you mean 3:30am! Cured with a cup of soup! (Or a good movie, or 3-hour chat on the phone about my least fave person!) Only when I'm single, which is days that don't end in Y. Last one: Do YOU think you're a bitch? Yep, but my friends disagree. No, but my friends do. No. Nobody, even me, thinks so. Yes, eeryone agrees - it's my job description!
