woter snaek, the son of god

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this is a quiz to see how devoted u r to rhe true christ, woter snaek. he gives us life. his mother is god. she provides all for us. love them both, they love u

have you ever thought that maybe u aren’t devoted to woter snaek? maybe this quiz is for you, faithless heathen. but if u are devoted to god she will bless u

Created by: zeronightshade
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. God said to her son, “Oh my fair boi, I am proud, you became so pretty”
Shouldn’t it be goddess?
where is this going?
4. woter snaek is longe woter snaek green woter snaek burn leik fier
amen
i hate snaeks
5. woter snaek holey aitem is teh mouse and teh froge
oh i must worship my lord
i hate snaeks
hah mai woter snaek is king snaek
6. you may be wondered “why is this man talking about snakes?”
no
yes
shut up zero
7. Is the belief in my deity really so important that everyone else should care?
no
go away
i brought ur soapboxe
8. I guess not.
what? you were a man of great faith :((
how can you defy woter snaek?
9. I cannot trust god’s words anymore. She hurt me.
Uh.. he not she
^
is she hot tho
10. If you asked if she’s hot, leave. I do not sexualize my god. >:(
yeh sure ive seen ur notebook
i do
but.. is she hot tho?
11. ...You’ve seen my notebook?! how? n-not like I care!
zero ur a loser
she’s hot isnt she
12. leave me alone, bully
no u little loser
shes hot dude, worship her more
13. i cant now... ive ruined her sanctity
you still have woter snaek
but she loves u
14. but I AM woter snaek
wut
disgusting
hawt

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