Which Big-Four Team Is Yours?

So you want to get into Premier League soccer? You'll need to pick a team. I've limited your choices to the league's dominant "Big Four" -- Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, and Manchester United -- because what's the point of a European rooting for the Kansas City Royals?

Questions are based on the various elements of each team's "personality": what sort of neighborhood it represents, what it's like to go to one of its games, how its organization approaches building a team. It should leave you with an answer so definitive that you should feel guilty rooting for anyone else.