What kind of sausage are you?

There are many quizzes out there, but none attempt to determine what kind of meat by product you would be, if, in fact, you were a meat by product. Pies-yes, fruit-yes, but sausage-no. So I decided to put to rest this age old question, so that we can all sleep a little easier tonight when we lay our downy heads upon the pillow. But when asked I will disavow any knowledge of this quiz and it's existence.

Are you sausage like in your tendencies and not even know it? Could taking this quiz save your life? Does taking this quiz really matter in the grand scheme of things ,in an ever-expanding universe of which we are only the smallest tiny portion? Are you bored.. if you answered yes to any or all of these questions then this quiz could maybe be the right quiz for you. Be warned it is not for the faint of heart.