1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. What do you typically find yourself doing on a Saturday evening? Reading my Bible I don't remember his/her name Shaving off my eyebrows Just chilling like a villian with my homies Volunteering at the animal shelter Whistling at all the hot mamas on South Street 4. You see a feeble old woman in a fur coat and pearls struggling to cross a busy street, what do you do? She's obviously rich, so I'll rob her and disappear in the hectic traffic Help her cross the street, of course, and refuse the 2 dollar bill she offers you for your good deed saying, "All in a days work, Ma'am." I laugh hard core, cuz that s--- is funny!! Throw her to the side and kill the gang of rabid mink that are attacking her. What can I do? I am totally wasted, man I help her, even though I have absolutely ZERO interest in the old bag, but I want people to think I'm a good person 5. You received a D- on a science test... you need a good grade to pass the class. What do you say? I would rather party than pass a stupid class I didn't want to seem too smart for the cool crowd anyway. Well I tried my best. Maybe I can do extra credit to bring my grade up. I WILL continue my plan to invade your home planet, Professor. Mom and Dad will pay to send me to a new college. So f#ck it!! What? I don't deserve that grade! I know all the answers! Your answer sheet must be wrong you illiterate jackass. I'm appealing this grade! 6. What do you typically eat for breakfast? Pieces of sh*t like you Tofu and soy cheese on a vegan croissant - I'm always very health conscious Beer - the best way to cure a hangover Cereal with milk and a glass of orange juice Babies. I eat babies for breakfast I get food from a drive-thru and then I donate it to the needy 7. What do you usually wear on a normal day? An Adult Diaper My pretty skirt and knit cardigan sweater Abercrombie from head to toe Jeans and a t-shirt Whatever shows off my bulging biceps Oh man... is it day already? Hey, what am I wearing? These aren't MY pants!! 8. A very close friend tells you that is about to rob a bank. What in the world do you do? Ask him if he needs a driver Help him, and then turn him over to the cops after you get your share Go to the police right away; it's the right thing to do Make it a point to call the police in the morning, but forget when you sober up the next day Ask if he has a ski mask, and can you smell it Have a heart to heart with him about his financial troubles. Then offer to loan him money. 9. What do you think about those video games that have graphic violence... games where you can kill people in all kinds of ways... I love to kill They are the devil They are fun because it's not real life Whoooo!!!!! That's what me and my boys play when we get good and hammered They are safe for mentally stable adults to play in moderation. They should not be played by children, or mentally UNstable people I am so awesome at those games. I always have the best score. Nobody can beat me!! Just try, fool!! 10. If all of your friends jumped off of a bridge, would you do it too? I like to keep up with all the latest trends If I was triple dog dared, then yeah I would do it Jumped? I pushed those backstabbing SOB's off of the bridge myself No, I would use my golden lasso to save them all for it is I, Wonder Woman! No, I would but I'd totally score all of their boyfriends/girlfriends on the rebound Heck, no, do I look stupid to you? 11. Who's your Daddy? My parents are divorced, but my step dad is just as much of a father to me as my real father Nuh uh, I asked you first, baby, so you have to answer first Jim Beam He's the greatest man I know, I want to be just like him when I grow up That's what Maury Povich is trying to find out The guy tied up in the basement 12. Honestly, what do you think of the quiz you just took? I think it was the best quiz I have ever taken. Honest. Quiz? I thought I was checking my email... man, I am so hammered right now. It was fine It sucked!!! I can make a much better quiz than you! I sleep with my ant farm Thank you for giving me the chance to fill out such a wonderful quiz.