1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. Alright, your in your house doing whatever you do in their... Until your phone rings. It is your family seeing if your alright. What are you going to do? "Yeah, why?" hang up panic! Start talking about zombies and freak them out Hang up and get ready... Kill yourself for fun...4. After you find out what is going on, something about crazy people, what will you do? Get in your car and drive away poop in your pants Check on the news Check online Call all your friends and tell them whats going on Act like a crazy person5. Lets get off topic... Can zombies run? Yes No If I can then they can6. When a outbreak does happen, where should you NOT go? Your home Mall City Hall Graveyard Hospital Police Startion7. Which armor is better? Shark Suit Chain Mail Kevlar Covers Tight Clothes and Short Hair No clothes! Awww much better. Baggy clothes with chains.8. Lets focus on your zombie smarts... Do zombies eat because they have to? Yes No Maybe Thats why they eat... duh9. If you have different foods... donuts, candy, a dead zombie over at the corner, Your arm, Canned food, and Fresh fish. What will you eat first? Donuts are good for your hungry tummy Candy is what keeps you awake! You can't waste that... I mean even zombies will eat another zombie Yes you have other foods but your arm is so tasty! Canned food... to bad I don't have a can opener Yum brain food... fresh fish don't bit you!10. Can you run? For how long? don't lie your they'll get you! As long as I am scared out of my pants! 2 hours 1 hour 30-50 mins 10-29 mins What is running? really... I am all brain no legs...11. How long can you stay up without losing your mind? 1 day 2 days 3-5 days 6-10 days 3 weeks 5 years12. Are you a light sleeper? Are you? Yes No How can I when zombies are moaning 24/7 a week? I don't need to be once I have a talk to Mr.Gun and Mrs.Bullet13. Can you stand seeing a walking corpse that was your own mother eating your own father after your sister ate your own mother walking to you with your younger brothers heart in her mouth? Huh? Yes NO sorry I was to busy crapping my own pants... Sorry I was to busy killing her Your right I can't but I can shoot stick14. How fast can a zombie rot away? Not in frost lands and in dry lands... 1-2 weeks 5 days with me alone, if you know what I mean 28 months 28 weeks 3-5 years give me a gun and I'll take care of it myself15. Which one is better? Fist Teeth, if they bite then so will I Crowbar guns, it does not matter what kind of gun just a gun Brains! A zombie arm16. If a zombie bite your friend but did not bite to deep but still broke the skin... not to badly tho... what will you do? Say bye and shoot yourself Say bye and shoot them Give them a gun and let them fight with you until they show any sign Don't look and let them live Say that is not fair and get bitten yourself Lick his wound! Yummy17. Where will you go if a outbreak happens? Space Air Land, it does not matter where... Island Sea Underground18. If you are corner by 40 zombies and you have 3 members in your party with well ammo and guns... which one will you do? The Firestorm The Tank Mobile Tower The Tower Lure and Destroy The Barricade19. If you can only have one in your team for now which will it be? Pac-Man Your brother Well Trained killer Cop Your "almost turned" Girlfriend don't bring anyone...20. Why do zombie stay in the city? A bigger chance to find pray They remember their past lives their. They get lost... hey I can get lost to... They want to be a homeless person21. do you think your doing good so far? Hell yeah! no Sorry was to busy moaning I am died after my talk with Mr.gun and Mrs.Bullet Click here if you think you made a 0! you'll get 6+ points!22. Alright, I think that is enough... Why do zombie moan again? Their trying to say "Hello my name is bob!" they want you to see them so you know where their at they do it to tell other zombies in the area that your their and not other their to freak you out! and it worked to! they moan after seeing your tasty flesh...23. Where is the best place to camp in your own little home? Roof, if it rains then I get water Attic, Hello spiders, I hope you are not to deadly 2nd floor, safe onces I kill the stairs. 1st floor, when they come I can run without jumping Basement, walls full of dirt... small little windows... hey what could be better? Your tree house of fun! To high for the zombies to bite you24. If your one the run, how many should you bring with you? 1-2 2-4 3-6 4-8 5-10 everyone in your group25. When you are protecting a place, how many should you bring? 1-2 2-4 3-6 4-8 5-10 everyone in your group26. Have you ever fired a gun before? I mean a really life gun, not a pistol... Yes No Only in games... I killed 10 people with a real gun, does that count? Why need guns when you can poison things I shot myself like I am trying to do right now.27. Are you in a zombie group? Yes No Their are things like that! wow... I own one28. What was the saying in War World Z the New Mexico, Town called Hope... was? Shot them in the head and they are dead Their in no hurry so why are you? Use your head to break their head Don't look into their eyes but their skull Don't just fire, relax You can't kill the zombie without being the zombie!29. Here is some points you can get for all your hard work... for 1 point for 2 points for 3 points for 5 points for 6 points I don't need points, I want to see what I can do with no bonus...30. Do you need to take any pills to stay alive right now? Yeah, but their not that hard to find No No, but I do need them to stay in shape What kind of pills? I take suger pills to trick my friends and teachers! Maybe but I am not saying...31. If you see a person being attacking by a group of zombies, and you notice that their a Wiccan... Will you still help them? NO THEIR DEVILS no, I help no one Sure, anyone is still a human Sure, because I am one myself Their dead to me so why should I? I'll kill them myself... grrr32. This is the last question... I hope you pass with a 80 or more... if not then you stick...
If your the only one in your group after the dead ate them or they ran from your craziness... what will you do? whatever I want to do... Pray Call all the zombies in range and have a big meal Change my pants Shoot myself with this rock I found on the floor Still keep on trying to live!