The Which Manele Star Are You? Quiz

Manele is the controversial Romanian pop music that began in the Gypsy slums of Bucharest's Ferentari district. If you're familiar with the genre, you're probably passionate about the subject (hate it! love it!)

Now, the miloane de dolari question: if you were a manelist, which manelist would you be? Could you pick up chicks? Would you wear all white? Would you choose a stage name that reflected your genitalia? Come, and find out in the Which Manele Star Are You? Quiz! Onward, baiat de cartier/gagica buna!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is your greatest asset?
Your cuteness
Your sex appeal
Your confidence
Your uniqueness
Your, uh, manhood...wink, wink!
4. What does your voice sound like?
Raspy, yet young
Seductive
Sweet, yet strong
Earnest and good-natured
Like the Middle East peace crisis mixed with 10,000 orgasms, warm velvet, and mango nectar
5. When you love someone, they remind you of:
Flowers
A gift from God
Money
How much you love them, you love them, you love them
Memories
6. At a party, which of the following are you most likely to do?
Smile sweetly and stick to your significant other
Dress fashionably (like a stripper)
Throw cash (not spend, physically throw) on your friends and laugh at your enemies
Whatever you feel like, everyone likes you and you have nothing to prove
Smoke, drink, dance, repeat, all together now
7. Which of these things would affect you the most?
Girls trying to steal your man--get the hell away from him!
Feeling unnattractive! That should never happen. (Crossing yourself)
Someone stealing a large amount of your money
Ahh, a breakup, but you would get over it.
Losing face because of the behavior of an enemy, repeatedly
8. What do you most look like physically?
A petite girl
A sexy woman
A teenage guy
A very short man
A jovial guy with slightly sinister sex appeal
9. What is your ideal pet?
A parrot or parakeet
A girly little dog
Mama, Mama, I want a stripper with long blonde braided extensions!
No offense to anyone, but I'm too Gypsy for this whole pet thing.
Plenty of good cigarettes, expensive cognac...I don't know, a racehorse makes a lot of money, does that count?
10. Your ideal female:
Someone cute like me to hang out with, shop, laugh, a good friend!
Combination manicurist/hairstylist/personal assistant/dog groomer
A stripper. Don't make me pick one. Okay, there is one I like a lot...
A beautiful woman who won't disappoint me.
I don't know if they make this woman, but someone so amazing she scares me.
11. Which of these things are you most likely to be heard saying?
"I don't want money, I want love."
"Hello, hello."
"I am 'glue' to girls."
"I need your love."
I just take a long bubble bath and let rappers say my name.
12. Which of the following American celebrities do you most resemble:
Danny de Vito
Britney Spears
Mariah Carey
Justin Timberlake
How much are you paying me to answer this?
13. Okay, almost done. If you were going to be reincarnated, what would you return as?
A fairy living in a dollhouse, saving the lives of mice
A mother
A dog
A stripper
Mother Theresa (she was Gypsy, did you know that?)

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