The Seinfeld Aptitude Test

There are many smart people. Astrophysics, biology, rocket science, but you must prove yourself as a true seinfeld fan. Show me, and show everybody that you know seinfeld more than anyone.

Seriously, i will just repeat what i said. There are many smart people. Astrophysics, biology, rocket science, but you must prove yourself as a true seinfeld fan. Show me, and show everybody that you know seinfeld more than anyone.

Created by: Aaron
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What is your gender?
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1. To impress a woman, George says his job was a
gynecologist
geologist
marine biologist
meteorologist
2. what did Jerry say about identifying a virgin?
"it takes a trained eye and a patient soul"
"its not like spotting a toupee"
"its a god-given talent"
3. Kramer is a what in the U.S Open
Ball Boy
announcer
player
ball washer
4. What car did Jerry buy for his parents?
Nisson
Cadalack
Toyota
Ford
Sports car
5. Elain walks out of a resteraunt and breaks up with a boyfriend who she might have fallen for because
they smelled like an old car
They both could not cook for their lives
They did not beleive in womans pro choice(abortion)
they did not beleive in womans voting rights
6. Who does Jerry convince to open a Pakistani restaurant?
Abu
Mahmu
Obama
Babu
Aladin
7. What candy does Kramer snack on during a view on an operation?
Snickers
Hershey
Milky way
Junior mints
Tic tacs
8. Who said they could not commit to an airplane if they cannot commit to a woman?
Kramer
George
Jerry
Newman
9. What philosophy did George take up in order to turn his life around?
Do the opposite of what he would normally do
always say yes
always help the neeedy
Visit his parents 3x a week
10. What contest do the gang partake in?
A game of monopoly
the quite game
who can withstand masterbating the longest
To have sex with a model
11. Who withdrawls first from the competition?
Kramer
George
Jerry
Elaine
12. Who wins
Kramer
George
Jerry
Elaine
13. What does Kramer want to write a book about?
Sex
The gang
coffe tables
bill boards
14. Where are Georges glasses stolen?
at the pool
at the gym
in his office
at Jerrys house
15. How does Elaine avoid talking to cab drivers?
She pretends she is blind
She pretends she is deaf
she pretends to be on the phone
she pretends to be crazy
16. Why won't Jerry eat at Poppies?
Poppie is an anti-semite
Poppie does not like jokes
Poppie did not wash his hands
Poppie never showers
17. What idea does Elaine have?
To sell books
to sell games
to sell pies
to sell tops of muffins
18. What was the name of the girl Jerry forgot the name of?
Mulva
Dolorese
Spoobs
dass
19. What did Jerry and Geroges pilot have to do with?
A man gets in a car crash
A man survives a plane crash
A woman lives in new york
a man trys on a bra
20. On a plane ride home, where does Jerry sit
buisness class
1st cass
coach
21. where does elain sit?
buisness class
1st cass
coach
22. What is Jerrys favorite superpower?
spiderman
superman
green lantern
batman
23. How did Jerry win 2 races that made him a legend?
He is fast
He had roller blades on
he got a head start
24. what did Jerry say when people asked him for a race?
"i will never race again"
i made my point already"
"hey you, no"
"i choose not to race"
25. What did George say about lesbians?
I bring them to lesbiansim and Jerry brings um right back
Lesbains, why do they choose to do that, it is like work all the time
i bring them to lesbianism and Kramer brings um right back
Elaine can make a lesbian by winking

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