The Real Ass Sorting Hat

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Hello there fellow Hogwarts students. I here made a Sorting hat quiz that is very accurate. This dont ask you for your favorite colors and all that s---..this is a true result.

Take this test to find out if you are in the annoying Gryffindor...nerdy Ravenclaw....nice hufflepuff or SNEAKY SLYTHERIN LIKE ME!! Now put me on your screen and find out your house....

Created by: kara
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
3. Oh wow...your head is a bit snug underneath me. How am I supposed to sort you now?
Hahahaha very funny..get on with this you wanker
excuse me sir but I thought that was rude comment
*rolls eyes*
*shrugs* sorry
Maybe because I have tons of s--- in there
Just have me write things bout myself
4. Okay. You were in class and you were working on a coloring sheet, and since you forgot your markers you had to use your teachers. When your done coloring you find out that your teacher put up the marker box.
What the f---? Well looks like im keeping them, I am not letting everyone I didnt get done in time.
I would raise my hand and explain to the teacher I didnt get done on time to put the markers up.
Just give them back to the teacher after class
Put the markers on someone elses desk when they arent looking. I dont want to get up and give them to the teacher.
Go over to her desk without saying a word and start looking for the marker box to put them up
5. You see a puppy on the side of the road and its a rather ugly puppy. It is laying down under a bench shivering, and it looks like its hungry.
Eh its just a puppy, not my life.
I would go to the puppy pick it up and let it eat on something while I take it to the vet.
Go around asking people if they want the puppy. If not ill take him.
6. which of these six words describes you the most
7. How about these words?
8. Your best friend...well used to be best friend, started a rumor saying that you cheat on people and it isnt true. How would you handle this?
I would go up to her and ask her to talk privately and talk to her about why is she being such an ass.
Oh they know not to mess with me! I would go up to her and back hand her!
Start a nastier rumour about her
Tell a professor or an adult of somesort to get support.
9. You just got a new clothing item from your favorite store that youve been waiting for for months. When you get home form school/work you find out that your little sister spilt all of her non removeable paint all over your new clothes.
Stomp right over to my Father. Lets see what he'll do about this. Hehehe shes gonna get in so much trouble.
Oh thats quite alright. I am sure it was a complete accident.
Im gonna fall to my knees and cry, yelling her name in anger.
I will look up ways to get it out...if I cant find one. Oh well, I will get taller anyway.
10. Umbridge ( my fave) wants you to do an unforgivable curse on one of your enemies. What would you do?
NO! Just because that person is my enemy doesnt mean they have to hurt...
Tell Umbridge no and accept your punishment.
11. Do you use people to get your way?
Of course I do! It really helps.
Nope I find that rude. depends on what I want really.
No im smart enough to find different ways.
12. Do you cheat on work?
Duh. I have to get by somehow...That Ravenclaw over there sure looks helpful....

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