Test for my babe!

Personality Test (Big Five)

This test is intended for my babe, not for other people. It is a gag. This is a gag test site. Hopefully it is still up when she gets home from work.

Babe, this test is to see how "compatible" we are. It tests how you would act in certain situations and then tabulates the results to see if we are on the same page. If you do not score well don't worry, you can always take it again.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
Do you go down town?
No way!
If I'm drunk
On special occasions
All d'time!
Do you play with yourself?
Umm... Eew!
I tried it once
Only if I haven't gotten any in a long, long, long time...
Oh yeah!
Whould you let me play the back 9?
What? Since I don't know what that is... no
Oh HELL NO!
I would let you try to do it, but it will not open up for you. I am a tease!
Only when I am really, really drunk... like passed out drunk
Maybe on your birthday
I INSIST on it
Do you own any toys? And I don't mean leggos.
Well, I have a Teddy Bear...
I got one as a gag gift for my birthday
I have a lil' one I rarely use
I have a "few"
Would you let me use toys on you?
Um, I said I don't have any
I only use them on myself because you are not here
Of course, if you want to
Oh...ooh... That would be hot
Could I use non-convetional toys/props in the bedroom?
OK, for the 3rd time... NO TOYS SICKO!
Um... Is an intimate massager non-conventional?
I guess we could try strawberries or something
Let's buy some corn and cucumbers tonight!
Want to get tied up?
OK, when is this going to end? I am so offended
I guess you could tie hair in a bun or something
We could try cuffs or something, if you really want, but don't expect it often buddy
I have the cuffs, you supply the leather cop outfit!
What stuffed animal do you like to fantasize was real and your best friend in the magic kingdom?
I don't have an imagination
My stuffed puppy, because I love puppies
My stuffed monkey...
My stuffed elephant, because it reminds me of you. And I would give him a big, special kiss!
Do you leave your cell phone on during special time, and take calls?
After this quiz, you ain't gettin' no special time
That would be rude
All the time
Only because I know you secretly think it is kinky when I talk to my family during our special time...
What do the tips of your special elbows look like?
Huh?
Marbles
Tiny, tiny sunny side up eggs, with the yolks torn
Chocolate gumdrops
Can we still have special time during your visit from Aunt Flow?
Ok you lost me now...
EEW!!!!
Only if it is our aniversary
Of course, I need my special time
Would you wear a cute outfit for me in public?
You mean like a full length evening gown
Blue jeans and a T-shirt are cute, right?
I'd wear a mini skirt. Of course I define a mini skirt as one that goes up to your knee
One Halloween I am going to surprise you with the red outfit with the special tail. And no underthings somethimes when we go to the clubs
Will you wear an even cuter outfit for me in private?
Like my full length robe, slippers, full length PJs, curlers and face cream? No way, tha tis too revealing!
What #1 said, but I would wear it
I have a cute nighty I can wear
How does a schoolgirl outfit, with edible g-string, sound?
Would you let me watch you touching yourself?
You mean like when my hads touch eachother while I am washing them?
I don't touch myself
That is private!
Break out the movie camera, you are in for a serious show
Could I watch you "relaxing" in a jacuzzi?
I don't like jacuzzis
That is private
Only if you pay for the fancy hotel room
Bust out your scuba gear, your in for a show
Did this quiz have too many questions?
Too many, and they were offensive too!
Yeah, it was pretty boring
Naw, it was still better than being at work
No way. Actually, it made me hot. I am going to call you now and let you hear while I touch something

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