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Shiny's Randomness Quiz

There are many strange people in this world; some are intentionally so, others are just plain crazy. But there are very few people who are truly random; it occurs in random numbers of people in random parts of the population.

Are YOU truly random? No test can actually be 100% sure on this point, since truly random people are random enough that they usually slip through the cracks. However, if you're bored, have nothing better to do, and/or are covered in pastrami/salami, try this test out; you'd be surprised at the results. Or not.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
Would you rather be well read but mead after a glass of dead, or painted red and strapped to a pink bed?
well read but mead after a glass of dead
painted red and strapped to a pink bed
a horse
If you were an ant, would you rather be a male ant (have sex with the queen and then be immediately and brutally killed) or a female ant (difficult physical labor your entire life, but actually being able to see the outside world)?
Male
Female
Michael Jackson
a (dyslexic) horse
Who do you think should've won the 2000 US Presidential elections?
George Bush
Al Gore
Ralph Nader
Oprah
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
a horse
What would you rather have: a billion dollars, a magic lamp, troupe of dancing girls/guys (as the situation may be), or a tricked out Alienware rig?
A billion dollars
A magic lamp
A troupe of dancing girls/guys (as the situation may be)
A tricked out Alienware rig
a horse
What would you rather have for a pet?
a dog
a canary
a cat
a psychopathic axe murderer
DAMMIT! GIMME THE FRAGGIN' HORSE ALREADY!
"Do you think that in today's socio-economic context, "eating 5 or more large tubs of ice cream" is a viable form of entertainment?"
Yes, and I've tried it
Yes, but I haven't tried it...yet
No, but I want to try it anyway
No, and I don't wanna try it
I prefer watching tv/running around in circles
ARIBA RIBA RIBA!!!
If you had one day to live, and could be granted any ONE wish, what would it be?
More time to live
A perfect day
Revenge!!
That everyone else you know would have happy lives
a horse
I'd ask god to shoot the jackass who invented this quiz
How fast does light travel?
299,792,458 m/s
It varies according to the distortion of the fabric of time-space
ARIBA RIBA RIBA!!!
Do I LOOK like I have a frickin' radar gun?!
How old is the grandson of your fourth cousin five times removed from your paternal grandmother's best friend's childhood boy/girlfriend?
10
53
666
huh?
Do you have recurring fantasies involving large green elephants made of cotton candy?
Yes
No
Cotton candy...yummy...
Cotton candy? What kinda sicko ARE you?
Do purple elephants count?

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