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"Hm... okay...so, the got away... . . ."

"So, you two think you can get away with identity theft? Pick a god and pray. You're not getting away this time."

"*Screams*"

"*blows up base with imposters inside* There."

"There's only one way to fix this. Everyone evacuate!"

"That's not funny, Eva."

"These two are imposters! They both somehow got into the base. I don't even know how since they're nothing like me or Otacon."

"What the— you're not Otacon!"

"Shut up. Otacon, I found the imposter!"

"What the hell is this?"

"Will do."

"An imposter? How did that happen?"

"Hey, hon."

"Kept you waiting, huh?"

"Checking my profile levels."