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Pirate or Cowboy?

Admit it, every girl dreams of being carried off towards the sunset in the arms of a gorgeous guy, the question is: Is this on the back of a horse or behind a ship's wheel on the aftdeck? If you had to choose would you pick a cowboy or a pirate?

Now YOU can decide which is better- Being lusted after by lonely cowboys on the open range or lonely sailors on the open seas? What does it say it about you if you prefer your man to be able to hog tie in under 10 seconds or if you like to watch him make his prisoners walk the plank. Are you a cowgirl or piratess?

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
What type of cologne do you prefer?
Old Spice
Stetson
What kind of feather do you have in your hat?
eagle
peacock
What color is your dream guy decked out in?
Brown
Black
What is your favorite dish?
Fish and chips
BBQ and chili
How do you like your boots?
Thigh high
with spurs and pointy toes
What kind of pet do you have to feed?
a parrot
shepherd dog
What's your choice of fabric?
cotton
China silk
There is always the obvious question
Ruffles
Plaid
What does your man's hygiene routine include?
A weekly bath
A yearly bath
When you take off his hat what does he have underneath?
Dark unruly hair
Bleach blond hair
How do you prefer your man?
Peg-legged
Bow-legged
Beard?
2 inches
2 feet
What region does he hail from?
the Southwest
The Far East
What beverage does he use to drink his buddies under the table with?
Rum
Tequila
What jewelry do you like?
Gold
Silver
He gives you a necklace, what is the first thing you notice?
The rubies!
The turquoise!
What is the name of your mystery man?
Frank
Jack
Author on your nightstand-
Herman Melville
Louis L'Amour
What does he sing in the shower?
"Home, home on the range!"
"Yo-ho! Yo-ho! A pirate's life for me!"
What malady would you rather deal with? (part 1)
Seasickness
Saddle sores
What malady would you rather deal with? (part 2)
scurvy
sun stroke
What playful nickname does he have for you?
My little buccaneer
My little buckaroo
What is his favorite pastime
swashbuckling
gunplay
Who would you call the "other woman?"
his horse
his ship
What does he have with his eggs in the morning?
coffee
tea
What movie do you dream about?
Pirates of the Caribbean
American Outlaws
What kind of earrings do you have?
hoops
studs
What vile creatures would you rather deal with? (part 1)
a lobster
a lizard
What vile creatures would you rather deal with? (part 2)
leeches
scorpions
What vile creatures would you rather deal with? (part 3)
rattlesnakes
jellyfish
What would you rather be called?
a saucy wench
little lady
Who is your favorite team?
Dallas
Pittsburgh
What movie are you going to show your kids?
Fievel goes west.
Peter Pan

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