1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. When you get home, do you take off your sweater, hang it up and put on a different sweater and then take your shoes off and put on different shoes? Everyday! Some people don't do that? Only when I plan to visit the Land of Make-believe. I switch sweaters, but not shoes. I switch shoes but not sweaters I never really thought about it - I guess I just take off my shoes. Are you nuts? What kind of weird cult ritual is that? 4. Do you enjoy playing with train or trolley sets? Hells yeah! Mine even goes to the land of Make-believe! I love my train sets!!! I think I stopped playing with trains around age 10. Trains? I like watching them I guess. I like the sushi trains because they feed me and they're trains! I'm pretty sure that the last guy I beat up had a train set. 5. Who is Mr. McFeely My beloved mailman. I think there's some guy around here with that name, can't remember how I know him. Ummm, I think I had a teacher named Mr. McFeely. I think it's the mailman I've been banging while my husband was in the Land of Make-believe. Isn't that what Michael Jackson calls his um, "third leg"? 6. Do you know King Friday? Oh yeah, we're tight. I think that's the name of the puppet my husband tickles me with. I think we met once. He didn't piss me off. Can't say I do. 7. Who is Henrietta Pussycat? My dear cat friend in the Land of Make-believe. This cat in the Land of Make-believe. The most annoying thing ever, I have planned several hits on that cat, unfortunately all failed. Um, I think that's a pet name my girlfriend uses during naughty time. 8. Finish this sentence...
So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.
Since we're together we might as well say:
Would you be mine?/Could you be mine?/Won't you be my neighbor?/Won't you please,/Won't you please?/Please won't you be my neighbor? Let's go hang out on the beach today Whatever it takes to kill the cat, I will pay This song is really freakin gay 9. I own or want the DVD set of the entire Mr. Roger's show True False 10. Do you make pledges to the PBS telethons? Always Only when drunk and watching Anne of Green Gables, but it's for the tote bag. I would if they showed more naked chicks Pledge to PBS? It's free! Why would I pay them money? 11. How many of Mr. Rogers' friends can you name? 6 or more 3 to 5 1 to 2 Is someone gonna tell me who this Mr. Rogers guy is? 12. Who would win in a bar fight? Elmo vs. Henrietta Pussycat Too easy, Elmo is a well known drunk, he'd fall over after the first "meow" Elmo would totally crush that stupid cat, and I'd help! Neither, I'd beat the crap out of both of those annoying little f*ckers before they got to eachother. 13. Which is better, dogs or cats? Dogs are man's best friend! Cats, yes I'm aware that this answer probably means I have social, intellectual and mental problems. To tell you the truth, I like fish. At the age of 5 I started kicking cats, hoping that one might be Henrietta Pussycat. 14. When I was younger, I watched Mr Rogers Neighborhood... Everyday! On occaision Only when someone forced me and I always felt disturbed afterwards. Never, I was too busy playing with my garbage pail kids or rocks, rocks are more fun than Mr. Rogers. 15. What would you rather watch? Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Sesame Street Barney and Friends The Telletubbies Vegie Tales Paint drying