How Maryland Eastern Shore Are You?

There are many different types of Marylanders. The Chesapeake Bay separates us into a completely different world. They have guns, drugs, and violence. We have that here too, just not in the high amounts. We've got hillbilly firefighters, nutria, woods, swamps, and everything that you need to be a backwoods true Sho' Hillbilly. There are only a select few that we admit the the ranks of Eastern Sho' Hillbilly God, and if you are among these, than strap on the firehose boys and toss in the dentures!! It's goin to be a hot time in the town tonight!!

Contrary to popular belief Hillbillies are no smarter or dumber then a person from the city, though Hillbillies tend to enjoy the simpler pleasures in life, are laid back, have a penchant for homemade liquor, and have their own slang words. It is a gross misconception that Rednecks and Hillbillies are one in the same, in truth they are not. Hillbillies, don't date family members. Take this Survey and find out in Minutes if you are among the ranks of the best Eastern Sho' Hillbillies.

Created by: Julie
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. What are the main means of income for our residents?
  2. Where is Harriet Tubmans Real Birthplace?
  3. Who would have made the best shefiff for Talbot County?
  4. Have you ever been Cow Tipping?
  5. How many counties are there on the Eastern Shore?
  6. Where is "Groove City"?
  7. There is as least 1 broken down vehicle with no tags in your yard.
  8. You are a member of at least 1 Volunteer Fire Department on the Sho'.
  9. What is Chicken Necking?
  10. Who is David Allan Coe?

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