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How Maryland Are You?

Marylanders are a rare breed. You'd never guess such a distinct identity would crop up in this tiny state, but believe me, hon, Maryland is home to some of the country's oddest and proudest Americans.

You may have been born in Maryland, or may have recently moved here, but do you have this state in your BLOOD? How Maryland are you, HON? Let's go downeeoshun with Dauhn-ny and some Natty Bo, and find out!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
You have the following number of relatives that live in Maryland:
1-3
4-6
7-9
9-12
the whole damn family
none
You prefer to eat blue crab with the following
nothing, they're gross
vinegar
butter
old bay
in a salad
right out of the crab trap
Governor Bob Erlich is...
One Hell of a Guy
A Perfect Example of Bad Hair
A Joke
Who?
My distant relative
My Baby Daddy
The trashiest place in Maryland is...
Waldorf
Dundalk
Essex
Eastern Shore
Cumberland
Silver Spring
Plaid shorts with pastel polos are:
all the rage
only for those who are sexually-questionable
not something I have ever seen anyone wear
Standard BMore Uniform
only for rich private school kids
There are _____ number of tolls on the trip down to the beach:
1
2
3
4
5
The Ravens won the Superbowl in:
1985
2003
2002
2001
the what?
Front Page of the Sports Page in Maryland would cover:
Ravens and Hopkins Lacrosse
Orioles and Loyola Lacrosse
World Cup Soccer and Wimbeldon
Orioles and Ravens
Orioles and Preakness Stakes
Your favorite fast food joint is:
Hardees
Roy Rogers
McDonalds
Burger King
White Castle
Speeding Tickets in Maryland are:
a pain, the fines are through the roof!
dime a dozen, the 5-0 is everywhere
what, hon?
Not a problem, my uncle's friend is a sheriff
a Godsend as long as it's not a DWI
In Maryland you have a good chance of getting:
cheap heroine
a sexually transmitted disease
tax free shopping
a mullet
stung by a jellyfish

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