How Kansan Are You?

Kansas. The State, the powerhouse, the place that outsiders don't understand. Yes, there are ways to know belongs and who doesn't. And the Kansans aren't telling.

The question is: Are YOU a Kansan? Can you ride a tornado? Have you witnessed rise and fall of the KC Chiefs and understand the irony of their location? Just HOW MUCH "Kansas" flows through your veins?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Has anyone ever asked you, "Seen Dorothy and Toto?"
Yes, and I kind of wanted to hurt them.
Yes, but I go with it.
No, and I'm suprised that it hasn't happened.
No.
What are you talking about?
4. Can you tell the difference between wheat and milo?
Of course, wheat is golden, milo is brownish.
Yes. I think so.
I'm not sure.
No.
Yeah, I eat wheaties and milo is a made up word.
5. Sam Brownback.
My governor.
He's some conservative.
Who?
6. Kathleen Sebelius.
I thought she'd finally leave us alone, but nooo...
She was my governor.
She messed up that website, right?
U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services
Olympic Gold Medalist.
Who?
7. "Home, home on the range, where the deer and the ______________ play..."
Antelope
Pheasant
Bison
Buffalo
Republicans
Jayhawks
8. The phrase "Bloody Kansas" comes from...
The many abortion protests
Underground tributaries with reddish water
Civil war skirmishes over being a free or slave state
A series of three battles fought with the Kansa and Osage Indian tribes
The rivalry between K-State and KU
9. Kansas has no NFL football team.
Yes they do, the Chiefs.
Well, technically, but we just put them in Missouri to save ourselves taxes. hehe, stupid Missouri.
What are you talking about?
I don't like the Chiefs and refuse to answer.
10. Do you know what a Jackalope is?
A fruity relative to Cantaloupe
Yes, I think I saw one in elementary school
Yes, a mythical bunny with antlers
I think I've heard of it
Not really
11. The Kansas flag is...
Blue with a gun and stars on it
Blue with a farmer and mountains on it
Red with a large tree and clouds on it
Red with wheat and milo on it
Green with Kathleen Sebelius' face
12. The Capitol is
Kansas City
Wichita
Topeka
Salina
Lawrence
Manhattan
13. Have you ever heard anyone suggest that Kansas doesn't have paved roads, still has Indian attacks, struggles with electricity, etc?
Yes, I've heard someone suggest that personally.
Yes, I've heard stories of my friends hearing things like that.
I've heard legends of such idiocy.
Never heard that.
...isn't that true?
14. Ever seen a tornado?
Yes, everyone in Kansas has seen multiple tornados usually multiple times a year, right?
Actually, I have.
No, but I've gone out looking!
The tornado siren means, "Step outside and look around."
No. Scary.
15. Kansas is awesome. I love it here.
Totally true, I love Kansas!
Kinda true.
Only a little true.
Not very true.
Not true at all.
A complete lie, I hate Kansas.
16. Kansas is...
Out East
Midwest
Out west
North
South

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