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When Will I Die Test

There are many talented people. There are those who are born with a gift that most aspire to. Some have a more skills than others, are you ready to find out where you rank?

How exceptional are you? How legendary and noteworthy are your skills? Can you take a few minutes to find out? Until now you could only wonder but thanks to this quiz you will soon find out!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
Do you keel up on one cheek every time you fart?
Yes
No
Yes and I also punctuate it with ..ahhhh
Do you announce to friends and family alike that you are about to let one loose?
Yes
No
Yes and I add, "fresh from the anal cavity just for you"
Do you park your hind quarters over your mates head and part their hair with a blaster while they are asleep?
Yes
No
Do you greet the day with a stirring blast every morning?
Yes
No
Yes I blow a mean ass trumpet and fling back the covers and lift my leg in the glory of the moment!
Do you crop dust through the office?
Yes
No
Have you ever blown an inky dark noxious bomb in the car and locked the windows and doors with a passenger on board?
Yes
Yes and I made the dog and a small boy faint briefly.
No
Have you ever asked anyone to pull your finger?
Yes
No
Have you ever secod guessed a fart and crapped yourself?
Yes
No
Have you ever recorded your farts and played them into a friends answering machine?
Yes
No
Doesn't everyone?
Have you ever trail blazed through an upscale department store while loudly blaming your companion?
Yes
No
Have you ever ripped a really narly greasy one when alone in your office and had somoene walk in on you?
Yes
No
Have you ever blown the cheese deliberately at your pets?
Yes.
Yes and I left a racing stripe on the cat.
No
Did you ever fart by mistake in front of a celebrity?
Yes
No
Yes Brad Pitt.
Yes James Gandolfini.
Yes Pam Anderson.
Yes Paris Hilton twice.

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