How Do You Think?

Have you ever been asked, "What're you thinking about," and answered, "I dunno?" Do you have trouble deciding between the meatloaf and the Swedish meatball special? Do you wake up in the middle of the night with cold sweats wondering what some guy over the internet has to say about your personality? If so, this is the quiz for you!!!

Subjects will recieve one of... I don't remember how many personality and thought descriptor categories on the basis of interests, opinions, social interation, and that sort of whatnot.

Created by: E Lunatic
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. How many pre-post-modernist cubey impressionmaker artists can you name?
  2. A peer of yours, clearly not serious, says something to the effect of, "I'm gonna kill you if you don't share your bubblegum." Are you pissed? If so, at whom?
  3. What do you think about gun control?
  4. Who's a deeper thinker, Wittgenstein or Nietzche?
  5. What do you think about the basic existence of modern healthcare?
  6. Let me take this opportunity to acknowledge that the title sucks, but all of the good ones were taken.
  7. Do you have any Viking ancestry?
  8. Who would make a better world leader?
  9. Are you a corpulent, miserable derelict?
  10. Which of these is the largest part of human development?
  11. Are you fascinated by tinfoil?
  12. Which Metalocalypse character, of these, do you most identify with?
  13. Do you know the difference between Úlfhéðnar and Berserkrs?
  14. Have you ever snorted sulfur?
  15. If you were put in charge of developing a roleplaying game, would you see that Pinball Wizard would be one of the classes?
  16. Which of these do you think your humble narrator most likely is?
  17. The next few questions will ask whether and how closely you agree with a statement.
  18. "It is shameful that humans, who generally think themselves very sage compared to other animals, are eager to and will rationalize allowing themselves to be subjugated to the domain of other humans."
  19. "I can debate the merits of anarcho-primitivism versus anarcho-syndicalism."
  20. "I can make a better quiz than this, and I'm not the man who made it."
  21. "I know many ways to kill a man with his own cufflinks."
  22. "I would rather kill something to eat than buy it at the grocery."
  23. "The Zombie Survival Guide offers simplistic and sometimes absurd advice on options for weaponry."
  24. "...especially in the cases of the shotgun, bow, and bayonet."

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