How desperate are you to pee?

How full is your bladder feeling right now? Can you barley squeeze out a drop, or are you absolutely BURSTING to shoot out all that pee? Are you sitting in your seat normally, or holding your crotch tightly while you dance across the room in desperation?

I'll tell you how full your bladder is, using a set of simple questions, no challenging excersizes like doing a split. You can find out truely if you are bursting, or just uncomfortable.

Created by: Michael
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
3. How long do you think you could pee for if you peed into the toilet right now?
Nothing, maybe a drop if I tried hard.
About 10 seconds of peeing. Only a spurt.
About 20 seconds of peeing. About a normal length.
Probably 30-45 seconds! I have to pee preaty bad.
I could pee a minute at least! I just leaked at the thought!
AT LEAST TWO MINUTES!!!!! Ahh! I keep spurting! I gonna burst soon!
4. How long have you had to pee for so far?
Uh... I don't have to pee...
About 20 minutes- no biggie, just a small urge.
About 40 minutes- I'm fine for now, but I have to start thinking about where I'm going to pee soon.
1-2 hours! I'm starting to get desperate! I'm probably starting to fidget slightly, and my bladder is starting to feel big.
2-4 hours! If I don't go soon, I'm going to burst. I'm starting to leak a little in my underwear. I'm probably crossing my legs, of shifting around a lot . I better find a bathroom soon!
4+ hours! Ahh! I leaked at the thought! I feel like if I have to wait another millisecond, I'll burst! I can't even slightly touch my bladder, or I'll wet myself! My hand is locked on my crotch, and I'm doing everything to keep myself from becoming drenched. I wish I could let go right now!
5. How do you think it will feel when you finally get to pee?
Uhhh.... like I'm peeing I guess?
Kinda good. Like a normal pee.
Pretty good. I have to pee. It with relieve some pressure.
Great! I have to pee badly, and it will feel nice to let go! A nice strong pee!
REALLY great! I have to pee soooo bad! I'm really desperate! I can't wait until I can stop all the fidgeting and holding, and pee my heart out. It will be very long and strong. Ahhhhh!
INCREDIBLE! Why are you tantalizing me? if I could burst into a toilet right now, it would relieve sooo much pressure. I could just sit/stand there, sighing and groaning with relief, as my bladder slowly deflates! I will pee for so long, it will just keep coming! A very strong stream, as mt head goes back and my eyes point up in relief!
6. What are you doing right now ( besides taking the quiz)?
Uh... just taking the quiz...
Taking the quiz, with a slight feeling of having to pee.
Taking the quiz, fidgeting a bit.
Trying to consintrate on taking the quiz, shifting, crossing legs, maybe holding crotch.
Trying desperately to hold in pee, every so often filling in an answer to the quiz . Fiditing a lot and holding clotch is nessasary! You feel like your going to burst! There is so much pressure on your bladder!
Forgetting about the quiz! Your bursting and aching bladder is more important!! If you have a bathroom near you, you are running to it! If not, you rip down your pants, and burst onto the ground. Pee is desperately shooting out of you, but at this point, you don't care that your friends are laughing at you and pointing. After a few seconds of peeing, your bladder starts to relax, and you lean your head back. You moan gpfor a long time in relief.
7. Read this: You are in the car with your new friends, and you are on a day long road trip. You only have time for one stop every day, and you just made that stop. You peed a little. But now, ( an hour later), you have to pee again. Not too badly, but you are shifting a little bit in your seat. You are very shy, and really don't want to tell your friends that you have to pee. A little later, you open your second beer, and than have a fifth ice tea. You are starting to get desperate, and you are crossing your legs. Two hours later, how have to pee soooo bad! Your bladder is very inflated and big. You can't take it anymore, so you decide to tell your friends. They laugh at you, and say that you can survive. You nervously grab your crotch, and relive you are getting dehydrated, so you chug two more iced teas. One hour later, you can take it, and even though you are really shy, you pull off your pants so that you can hold your privates through your underwear. Friends laugh even harder this time, and tell you to wait like an adult. After about hour, you can't help but groan in pain as your bladder gets more desperate every second. You feel like you are about to burst, and your franticly moving around and hold ping your crotch in your seat. Suddenly, you notice the many five empty beer bottles. You grab them with one hand on your privates, unbuckle, neel on the seat, and pee uncontrollably into the first bottle. You can barely hear your friends laughs as the bottle starts to feel up. It feels so good because you hold it for so long that your stream is very small. You can only feel the great pleasure of your bladder very slowly deflating. You moan in relief, and feel so relaxed. After a half minute of a very small sream of pee going into the bottle, it fills up, so you start peeing into a new one. It feels sooo goood, you don't want it to end. Your stream is still very small, and your letting your bladder do its thing, no extra pushes. After three bottles, you see your bladder is about 2/3 the size as it was befire. You keep saying "it feels soooo good", and your head is body is leaned against the side of the car. It keeps coming. You notice you ran out of bottles, so you calmly pee in the iced tea bottles. "Ahhhh," you say, as you can feel your bladder almost empty as you finish the seventh bottle of iced tea.
Uhh... ew
Okay, I have to pee now.
That made me have to pee really badly.
HELP! I'm going to burst like he did!
HELP! I GAVE TO PEE SOOOOOOOOO BADLY! In franticly doing a pee dance, and forcing my bursting bladder closed with all my might!
8. Touch your bladder.
Uh... it feels normal...
It feels a little hard. When I push on it I have to pee badly.
It's hard. I have a desperate urge to pee when I push on it.
It's hard and full. I leak a little when I touch it.
Ahhh! It was hard to touch it. I winced in pain, it hurt so bad! It's soooo full! I could just burst into my pants now,
AHHHH! I could barely touch it, and only for a slit second. I yelped in pain! It's SOOO FULL AND HARD! I can't believe it hasn't burst yet! I keep spurting uncontrollably!
9. If your bladder could talk what would it be saying?
Hey... how are you? By the way, you can fill me anytime. I have plenty of room for pee Iin here!
Hi. You can fill me some more, I've only got a bit of peeing sloshing around in me.!
Hello. Are you thinking about emptying me soon? I'm good whenever your ready.
Um, hi. Can you empty me soon? I'm feeling a bit full. I'm sorry I keep trying to pee. Keep holding me and fidgeting...
Hey, Um, can you empty me now? I'm really full and stretched. I keep leaking. Keep dancing around.
URGENT MESSAGE: please empty me right now, or will burst into your pants. I'm streatcged to the brim with pee! I don't know how to keep from letting some out!
10. What movements are you making now?
Uhh... none?
Just regular sitting, with the occasional leg cross.
Squirming and fidgeting, legs crossed.
Squirming around, fidgeting, moving side to side a little.
Squirming every second, can't stop fidgeting, holding crotch, dancing around.
Can't stop fidgeting,and moving around everywhere!!!!! Your hands are locked on your crotch, and you are desperately trying to keep from your bladder bursting into your pants by crossing your legs intensely!!!!!
11. If you peed right now, what do you think your stream would be like?
Uh... nothing.
Just a little dribble.
A normal sized one.
One a bit bigger and stronger than usual.
A really big one that just shoots out of your bursting bladder. Very loud going into the toilet bowl.
You held your pee for so long that it is only tantalizing drips at first. Than you get a stream, but it is very small but relaxing and relieving. Your bladder just lets pee flow out on its own, making a beautiful and soft tinkling sound into the bowl. You happily pee for a very, very long time.
12. Thank you for playing, whether your bursting or coukding grpet out a drip! If you are desperate, I hope you get to a bathroom soon so you can pee your heart out! (Doesn't count for score)
K thanks!
Squirms in seat a little," That was... fun I guess, heh heh..."

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