Funny Quotes Collection(Part 11)

This is the eleventh part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part twelve as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

This is the eleventh part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part twelve as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

Created by: Zia
  1. I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
  2. Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.
  3. What does a homeless person do the first time you let them use a computer? Searches through the recycle bin.
  4. My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
  5. Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
  6. A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
  7. Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
  8. What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
  9. If you live in a school, then you're probably a fish.
  10. God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

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