Bad pick up lines,
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Thread Topic: Bad pick up lines,
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Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
Nice legs, what time do they open? -
How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
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What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out? -
I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!
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I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
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If I said that you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?
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I’m guessing you are employed by Subway because I think I just got a footlong.
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Did you know that I’m an astronaut? My next mission is to Uranus.
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Hey baby, wait till you see what I replaced the floppy drive on my computer with…a hard drive….wanna come see it?
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LOL at all of these xD
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XD
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whats really sad is that ppl really do say this stuff XP
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this isnt really a pickup line but i heard my friend say it(we are 10 lmao)
roses are red
violets are blue
dont let a guy inside you
he says ur sexy
he says ur fine
but 9 months later.....
he says "it aint mine"
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