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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Did you play Laser a Kid?
Yes
No
4. Where did you play?
In your house or front/back yard
In the woods or some sort of natural environment
In the neighborhood, around cars and such
5. When you played Guns or Cop's and Robbers or whatever, what was your role?
Nurse, cause you are gay as hell or a girl.
Commander of some sort. You loved bossing around other kids.
Soldier. You were the one running, jumping, ducking, shooting...oh and dying. Nuh-uh, YOU MISSED ME!!!
You didn't play, cause you were lazy.
6. Nintendo or Genesis?
Nintendo
Genesis
7. When you played with G.I. Joe did you like playing for Joe or Cobra?
Joe
Cobra
8. Who was your favorite Joe?
CODE NAME: BAZOOKA: Bazooka is the missle specialist who is known for chewing gum
CODE NAME: DUKE:Duke is the Joe Team's first sergeant, and second in command
CODE NAME: GUNG HO: Gung-Ho is a Cajun Marine.
CODE NAME: HAWK: Hawk is GI Joe's commanding officer.
CODE NAME: LADY JAYE: Lady Jaye is GI Joe's covert operations specialist.
CODE NAME: SHIPWRECK: Shipwreck is the loudmouth sailor.
9. What Cobra character was your favorite?
CODE NAME: COBRA COMMANDER: Cobra Commander is the fanatical, lunatic leader of Cobra
CODE NAME: SERPENTOR: Serpentor is the Cobra Emperor created by Dr. Mindbender to replace
CODE NAME: DESTRO: Destro supplies Cobra with arms and military hardware.
CODE NAME: XAMOT & TOMAX: The twins. Crimson Guard Commanders
CODE NAME: ZARTAN: Zartan is the master or disguise that runs the Dreadnoks.
CODE NAME: BARONESS: The Baroness is a wealthy European aristocrat who serves as
10. What was your favorite He-Man Character.
Prince Adam/He-Man. Duh! you know who he is a--holes.
Battle Cat: He-Man's Big Green Cat!
Buzz-Off: The Bumble Bee Guy.
Orko: The little Floating Guy.
11. Did you play with Transformers or Go-Bots?
Transformers, cause you weren't a poor piece of s---.
Go-Bots, cause you're parents were either poor redneck s----bags or you had a mullet. You suck if you had Go-Bots you Lame-Ass b----! But seriously be honest. Lame-O
12. What was your preferred mode of transportation as a kid?
BMX Bike. You were so cool.
Mountain Bike.
Skate Boards. You were sssooooo cool.
Rollerblades. skjdhfagkkj;kl.. excuse me.
13. What would you have to have watched if you couldn't watch ever again?
G.I. Joe
Transformers
Star Wars
GO-Bots dskjfhfagsdklj excuse me again... ahemomo...
14. Did you ever watch G.E.M.?
Yes
No
15. Ever play with My Little Pony?
Yes
No
16. Star Wars or Star Trek?
Star Wars...Nerd
Star Trek...Nerd
17. What was your favorite summer time activity?
Playing in the wood, building forts, playing guns.
Organized Sports
Playing Video Games
Attending Camp
18. What was your favorite video game as a kid?
Mario Bros.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Final Fantasy
Battle Toads
Didn't have video games cause you were a poor ass-hole who didn't deserve the government cheese you wiped your ass with.
You could have played but you didn't cause you were some kind of social retard or a female with a vagina that will some day become odifferous and blood filled. that's pretty f---ed up man.

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. Did you play Laser a Kid?

Yes

4. Where did you play?

In your house or front/back yard

In the woods or some sort of natural environment

In the neighborhood, around cars and such

5. When you played Guns or Cop's and Robbers or whatever, what was your role?

Nurse, cause you are gay as hell or a girl.

Commander of some sort. You loved bossing around other kids.

Soldier. You were the one running, jumping, ducking, shooting...oh and dying. Nuh-uh, YOU MISSED ME!!!

You didn't play, cause you were lazy.

6. Nintendo or Genesis?

Nintendo

Genesis

7. When you played with G.I. Joe did you like playing for Joe or Cobra?

Joe

Cobra

8. Who was your favorite Joe?

CODE NAME: BAZOOKA: Bazooka is the missle specialist who is known for chewing gum

CODE NAME: DUKE:Duke is the Joe Team's first sergeant, and second in command

CODE NAME: GUNG HO: Gung-Ho is a Cajun Marine.

CODE NAME: HAWK: Hawk is GI Joe's commanding officer.

CODE NAME: LADY JAYE: Lady Jaye is GI Joe's covert operations specialist.

CODE NAME: SHIPWRECK: Shipwreck is the loudmouth sailor.

9. What Cobra character was your favorite?

CODE NAME: COBRA COMMANDER: Cobra Commander is the fanatical, lunatic leader of Cobra

CODE NAME: SERPENTOR: Serpentor is the Cobra Emperor created by Dr. Mindbender to replace

CODE NAME: DESTRO: Destro supplies Cobra with arms and military hardware.

CODE NAME: XAMOT & TOMAX: The twins. Crimson Guard Commanders

CODE NAME: ZARTAN: Zartan is the master or disguise that runs the Dreadnoks.

CODE NAME: BARONESS: The Baroness is a wealthy European aristocrat who serves as

10. What was your favorite He-Man Character.

Prince Adam/He-Man. Duh! you know who he is a--holes.

Battle Cat: He-Man's Big Green Cat!

Buzz-Off: The Bumble Bee Guy.

Orko: The little Floating Guy.

11. Did you play with Transformers or Go-Bots?

Transformers, cause you weren't a poor piece of s---.

Go-Bots, cause you're parents were either poor redneck s----bags or you had a mullet. You suck if you had Go-Bots you Lame-Ass b----! But seriously be honest. Lame-O

12. What was your preferred mode of transportation as a kid?

BMX Bike. You were so cool.

Mountain Bike.

Skate Boards. You were sssooooo cool.

Rollerblades. skjdhfagkkj;kl.. excuse me.

13. What would you have to have watched if you couldn't watch ever again?

G.I. Joe

Transformers

Star Wars

GO-Bots dskjfhfagsdklj excuse me again... ahemomo...

14. Did you ever watch G.E.M.?

Yes

15. Ever play with My Little Pony?

Yes

16. Star Wars or Star Trek?

Star Wars...Nerd

Star Trek...Nerd

17. What was your favorite summer time activity?

Playing in the wood, building forts, playing guns.

Organized Sports

Playing Video Games

Attending Camp

18. What was your favorite video game as a kid?

Mario Bros.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Final Fantasy

Battle Toads

Didn't have video games cause you were a poor ass-hole who didn't deserve the government cheese you wiped your ass with.

You could have played but you didn't cause you were some kind of social retard or a female with a vagina that will some day become odifferous and blood filled. that's pretty f---ed up man.

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