Do you lick toilet seats?

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Created by: Captin Underpants
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Who uses a hair drier in their sleep any way?
  2. What's the difference between a noseless albino woman and Micheal Jackson?
  3. When using a public toilet, do you get the urge to lick the toilet seat?
  4. Deal or no deal?
  5. Have you ever sneezed on your toenail but ate it anyway?
  6. Do you like cheese?
  7. Do you like stove pipe hats?
  8. Do you hate that song?
  9. If an ice-cube fell in the toilet would you flush it?
  10. Would you eat your own vomit for $100? (One hundred dollars)
  11. Do you eat the ears first off of chocolate bunnies?
  12. OH NO!
  13. Can fish fly?
  14. I'm bored
  15. Are you glad it's over?

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Quiz topic: Do I lick toilet seats?