1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. First fo all, how would you acheive the position of leader of your empire? Murder REVOLUTION! Politically Voted by the people Given the title by the Pope4. You have just become the leader of your country! Who do you assign as your cabinet members? Family and friends Known criminals Unknown criminals Famous people People who you can control Popular people5. Your cabinet has been selected, now you need to choose your government. Dictatorship Democracy Theocracy Hereditary Rule Despotism6. Now, how do you feel about religion? I am extrememly religious Oppress all other religions!! Let them be, I honestly don't care religion is fine as long as it doesn't get in the way of progress7. Oh no! A reovlt has taken place in one of our small cities! farmers are taking up weapons! what do you do!? Send troops to decimate revolters. Leave no one alive. Ignore them Humor them, let them present their cases to you COMMIT SUICIDE!8. Do you approve of a congress? NEVER!!!!! Fine, whatever pleases the masses Yes, makes things easier9. A small town has undergone a massive population boom, the result of gold being found in a nearby mine. The gold is depleted, and the town is rapidly running out of food to support its people. What do you do? They can deal with their own problems Send tons of food from your own stash to aid them Beg foreigners to aid them Kill the whole town10. A small and of barbarians, the Gauls, have declared their intent to conquer your civilization and claim all of its wealth. What is your response? Send troops to wipe them out Invite the leader of the Gauls to dinner, and make many remarks about the massive size of your army Ignore it, I'm too busy watching funny videos on Youtube COMMIT SUICIDE!11. A scandal has been revealed, my lord! People are saying you have had an affair, and that you are an evil, corrupt person as a result. KILL THEM ALL! Ignore it Make a public announcement, denying it12. If you had to shout something as you died, what would it be? "PRAISE ALLAH!" "crap" "FOR THE GLORY OF MOTHER RUSSIA!" "WEEEE!"13. Vermin have invaded the food stores in a village from one of your neighboring countries. You and the leader of this country aren't exactly the best of friends, do you assist them? NO!! DIE YOU WORTHLESS SLUGS! Yes, I can't refuse them help Declare war on the leader Go take a crap and stay in the bathroom until the crisis is over14. Your congress has just proposed a bill limiting your power. What do you do? KILL THEM ALL! Accuse them of being anarchists, and replace them with more obiedient men Agree on the bill Plead for the bill not to be passed Back to the bathroom!15. You have just met a group of natives on a far off island. What do you do? Take over and oppress the natives Make them a colony, More Taxes! Kill them all Ignore them16. A fiefdom has just split away from us, declaring their independence as a free nation! Acknowledge them as their own nation THIS MEANS WAR!! Persuade them to come back in Get another country to declare war on them, secretly, of course17. Your economy is in ruins! You are like the George Bush of your country! What do you do to get your economy back on its feet? I aint' George Bush! Propose a new governmental structure Pass an act declaring twice the amount of taxes Declare war, that always solves everything COMMIT SUICIDE!18. A group of traders have begun selling chipmunks as exotic pets. They wish to move their market to your country, will you let them? NO! If they give me a share of the profits As long as they pay taxes and fight for our wars DEATH TO ALL CHIPMUNKS!!!19. One country, a small, undefended nation, has asked you to accept them as a vassal state. Do you accept? Yess!!! More people who will follow my every word! No, our economy can't support it. Declare war on and conquer them20. There is a leader of another country who you think does not lead correctly, do you Persecute anyone who follows or supports that leader Declare war on that leader Try to become friends with him Support revolutionaries in his country21. You have been invaded! Waves of soldiers froma neighboring country have crossed your border, razing towns and capturing forts. Now the soldiers are marching on our capitol! I DON'T KNOW!!! (commit suicide) Run away! Prepare a counter-offensive, we must drive out these wicked invaders Prepare a defense of our capitol, we cannot do anything else22. Your army is shrinking, more men die every day. You need more soldiers, what do you say? Send a draft requiring all able-bodied men to enlist in the army Creat numerous propaganda to support our side and encourage more people to join the army23. The war is dragging on. More soldiers on both sides die every day. Our citizens are getting tired of the war, what do you do? Kill anyone who doesn't support the war Allow them to say what they want. The war shall continue Try to find a way to peace24. Another group of millitant revolutionaries have marched on our capitol,demanding immeadiate change in government. Kill them all in a grand public execution Ignore them, yet again Meet with their leader to try and discuss a compromise Agree with whatever they say25. Do you wish to establish a secret police force to keep rebellions under control? Yes, it will amke my life easier No, I couldn't do that to my fair citizens I'll think about it...26. During the night, an assassin from the millitant group mentioned before, tried to kill you in your sleep. What is your response? I want a 24/7 heavy security detail to protect me Kill them all I SHALL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!27. The enemy soldiers have shown a strange kindness, treating your wounded and returning them safely to you. Haha! Idiots, now they will pay for their mistake, send the healed troops out to the front lines to battle them Perhaps this could lead to peace... Treat their wounded soldiers likewise28. An amazing artist has emerged from a small town, going through your empire, singing magnificent songs and capturing the hearts of many people Put him to death! Make him a member of my royal entertainers Make sure he is given a record contract29. A spiritual movement has spread throughout your lands, this belief contradicts everything we stand for, what do we do? Kill all folowers Allow them to prosper Convert Dismiss them as heathens30. You have contracted a fatal illness and you have only a week to live, who will take throne after you die? My greatest general My most obiedient follower My son/daughter My favorite relative Democratic election The priest/Pope31. As you slowly slip away, lying on your deathbed, your last words are "Vini, Vidi, Vici..." "Such a loss..." "I'm hungry..." "I shall return..." "Goodbye, my people..." Something poetic