Cords of Attachment, What You Don't Know Could Hurt

Cords of attachment are a universal problem, with us since childhood. Though invisible to the naked eye, cords are very real. You need not be a clairvoyant to see them. You just need training to use the gifts that God gave you. All your life, you have been using these gifts for deeper perception, even if you haven't yet learned how to direct those gifts toward cutting cords.

However you perceive them (and even if you never notice them consciously) even little cords can cause big problems. Actually, an estimated 85% of relationship problems can show improvement as the result of professional quality work with removing the related cords of attachment. Yet few people even know what cords are. Test your knowledge here.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. A cord of attachment is made of:
Sugar and spice and everything nice. It's just like frosting on a birthday cake, only more so.
Etheric-level substance, the deeply mystical stuff that our souls are made of.
Astral-level material, just like all the other stuff that can gunk up a person's aura.
4. Ok, cords do lodge in auras. But what exactly is an aura?
One color, given to you for life, like a sort of cosmic tattoo.
A set of energy bodies around your physical body, only made of astral material. (Okay, there is also a small etheric portion, which is what enables an aura reader to find unchanging gifts of the soul.)
A lovely bouquet of beautiful colors, provided that you have been a good boy or girl.
5. When you have a cord of attachment, it:
Sends out a toxic pattern of energy that affects you subconsciously 24/7.
Won't hurt you much if you remember to wear pink clothes every day.
Isn't so bad. Now a knife sticking into your body, that would be something to worry about.
6. A cord is first formed when you have:
Taken marriage vows; otherwise the connection you have energetically is called "cordless," like certain kinds of telephone.
One quick little thought inside: "I'm interested in this person."
Forgotten to floss that day, so the cord can creep in through your gums.
7. Usually, once formed, a cord will stay with you:
Until you finally win at Bingo.
Until the other person "drops his body."
Until the last day of YOUR life.
8. When a cord of attachment is properly cut, you will gain:
Freedom from toxic patterning that used to circulate within you constantly, 24/7.
Freedom from your mother-in-law, may she rest in peace.
Freedom, at last, from the law of gravity.
9. The most beautiful part of a relationship:
Is known as "spiritual ties" and is completely different from cords of attachment. (Spiritual ties can never be removed.)
Happens when someone is willing to share her Camembert cheese with you.
Is when you can thank that person during your Oscar acceptance speech.
10. If you are dating, cutting a cord can help you to:
Keep the love but gain more freedom in your relationship.
Make your date pay for all future mealsÃ¢ï¿½Â¦ and be cheerful about it.
Win the game every time, whenever the two of you go bowling.
11. If you have ever had to break up with a lover, cutting cords can help you to:
Banish your ex to the Kingdom of Wackos.
Transmit a very loud "Phooey on you-ey" that echoes throughout the cosmos.
Stop replaying toxic relationship patterns that would otherwise affect you subconsciously for the rest of your life.
12. Cords of attachment to parents can be removed:
Only after you have completed a decade or more of psychoanalysis.
Only if both parents are so dysfunctional that your pet name for them is "Fiends from Hell.
Whenever you wish to be freed from toxic relationship patterns from your past.
13. Have you been adopted? Then cutting cords of attachment to your birth parents:
Doesn't matter. You kidding? Out of sight, out of mind.
Is a very wise idea, because otherwise those cords will link you to the painful circumstances that caused you to be given up for adoption in the first place.
Less important than adopting a cute little dog right now. You know what? You can bring that dog along with you everywhere you go, charming total strangers and winning admiration for your dog's really cute outfits.
14. The best way to cut a cord of attachment is:
To do a short but sincere meditation, or else wish upon a star.
To affirm vigorously, "I think I can. I think I can."
To learn a set of professional quality skills for cutting cords, such as the techniques in the new how-to book, "Cut Cords of Attachment: Heal Yourself and Others with Energy Spirituality."

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. A cord of attachment is made of:

Sugar and spice and everything nice. It's just like frosting on a birthday cake, only more so.

Etheric-level substance, the deeply mystical stuff that our souls are made of.

Astral-level material, just like all the other stuff that can gunk up a person's aura.

4. Ok, cords do lodge in auras. But what exactly is an aura?

One color, given to you for life, like a sort of cosmic tattoo.

A set of energy bodies around your physical body, only made of astral material. (Okay, there is also a small etheric portion, which is what enables an aura reader to find unchanging gifts of the soul.)

A lovely bouquet of beautiful colors, provided that you have been a good boy or girl.

5. When you have a cord of attachment, it:

Sends out a toxic pattern of energy that affects you subconsciously 24/7.

Won't hurt you much if you remember to wear pink clothes every day.

Isn't so bad. Now a knife sticking into your body, that would be something to worry about.

6. A cord is first formed when you have:

Taken marriage vows; otherwise the connection you have energetically is called "cordless," like certain kinds of telephone.

One quick little thought inside: "I'm interested in this person."

Forgotten to floss that day, so the cord can creep in through your gums.

7. Usually, once formed, a cord will stay with you:

Until you finally win at Bingo.

Until the other person "drops his body."

Until the last day of YOUR life.

8. When a cord of attachment is properly cut, you will gain:

Freedom from toxic patterning that used to circulate within you constantly, 24/7.

Freedom from your mother-in-law, may she rest in peace.

Freedom, at last, from the law of gravity.

9. The most beautiful part of a relationship:

Is known as "spiritual ties" and is completely different from cords of attachment. (Spiritual ties can never be removed.)

Happens when someone is willing to share her Camembert cheese with you.

Is when you can thank that person during your Oscar acceptance speech.

10. If you are dating, cutting a cord can help you to:

Keep the love but gain more freedom in your relationship.

Make your date pay for all future mealsÃ¢ï¿½Â¦ and be cheerful about it.

Win the game every time, whenever the two of you go bowling.

11. If you have ever had to break up with a lover, cutting cords can help you to:

Banish your ex to the Kingdom of Wackos.

Transmit a very loud "Phooey on you-ey" that echoes throughout the cosmos.

Stop replaying toxic relationship patterns that would otherwise affect you subconsciously for the rest of your life.

12. Cords of attachment to parents can be removed:

Only after you have completed a decade or more of psychoanalysis.

Only if both parents are so dysfunctional that your pet name for them is "Fiends from Hell.

Whenever you wish to be freed from toxic relationship patterns from your past.

13. Have you been adopted? Then cutting cords of attachment to your birth parents:

Doesn't matter. You kidding? Out of sight, out of mind.

Is a very wise idea, because otherwise those cords will link you to the painful circumstances that caused you to be given up for adoption in the first place.

Less important than adopting a cute little dog right now. You know what? You can bring that dog along with you everywhere you go, charming total strangers and winning admiration for your dog's really cute outfits.

14. The best way to cut a cord of attachment is:

To do a short but sincere meditation, or else wish upon a star.

To affirm vigorously, "I think I can. I think I can."

To learn a set of professional quality skills for cutting cords, such as the techniques in the new how-to book, "Cut Cords of Attachment: Heal Yourself and Others with Energy Spirituality."

Cords of Attachment, What You Don't Know Could Hurt

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