Are You Murder Friendly?

There are many morbid people, but few know what the hell they are talking about. To be murder friendly, is to know nature and life's design. To know me, is to know murder. To know murder is to know irony, hypocrisy, humor, and that stuff between your teeth when you sleep. To say that you know me, is to lie. If you are lying, then you will die.

I'm only writing all of this s--- because I must write a certain number of characters to be finished creating this quiz. You can be making sense out of this nonsense are nonsense out of this sense. It just doesn't matter. You will die either way. Murdered by a person or other noun or time. Nobody thinks about death in a supermarket. They just aren't designed that way.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
All of these are classic mistakes of murderers, except for:
Inviting your brother-in-law over to watch the murder.
Wrapping the body in paper that has your name and address on it.
Anticapating.
Setting the corpse on fire in the back garden.
Repeating a winning formula.
Not confessing.
How much blood does the average, adult human body hold?
10 pints.
10 gallons.
2.5 pints.
Not enough to go around.
6 pints.
Though the amount of blood loss it takes to bleed to death varies on how fast you're losing blood, body weight, etc. What is the average amount of blood you must lose?
1. - 2.5 pints
2.5 - 6. pints
6. - 9.5 pints
That's personal. Mind your goddamn business!
Besides dumb luck, the most common way murderers are caught is:
By an intelligent cop.
Through the help of the public.
Bat Boy.
A giant mutant koala fish-bird.
Psychics.
Which answer is NOT one of the 4 classes of male serial killers?
Visionaries.
Missionaries.
Hedonists.
Contemporaries.
Power Seekers.
Amongst these developed countries, which has the highest murder rate?
Japan.
Icelane.
United States.
Etheopia.
Which is not a definition of murder?
The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice.
Slang. Something that is very uncomfortable, difficult, or hazardous:
A flock of crows.
A flock of angels.
Killing foreigners in a war.
A homicide committed with malice, but without deliberation or premeditation, is murder in what degree?
1st.
2nd.
3rd.
360
1st. degree black belt.
In the Bible, God murdered people in all of these ways, except:
Fed them their own flesh and drink their own blood.
Turning the men into drag queens and killing them.
The infants dashed into peices and the women with child ripped apart.
Smothered by His unconditional love.
The teeth of beasts and the poison of serpents.
Eaten by worms.
It is good to let atleast one friend know if you killed someone, to help carry the weight of the burden.
True.
False.
Which mass murderer said this: "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
Adolph Hitler
Pol Pot
George W. Bush
Joseph Stalin
Benito Mussolini
Serial killer profiling is helping to catch serial killers in:
A law office near you.
Hollywood.
If you are not rich and you are busted for murder in Louisiana, you get:
Reservations in Hell.
A box of chocolates.
Capital punishment.

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