1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. What event happens every April and October? General Conference School holiday Road Construction State Taxes 4. UEA supposedly means "Utah Education Association." What does it REALLY mean? Utah Educators Association Utahns Entering Alabama Utahns Entering Anaheim Unnecessarily Evil Apples It actually does mean Utah Education Association. How should I know? 5. If you are at the corner of 1300 East and 9400 South and your friend is at 2000 East and 8000 South, how many blocks will you travel to meet him? 7 blocks east, 14 north 70 blocks east, 140 north 700 blocks east, 1400 north 7 blocks west, 14 south 700 blocks west, 1400 south There is no way to know 6. Who presides over the local ward building? Ward President Warden Bishop Elder Doctor Nobody - a ward is part of the hospital. 7. If you are from Utah you are... Utahite Utahn Utahan Utahian Utahesque Utahese 8. Which two words rhyme to most Utahns? ear, mirror bowl, scowl Korea, mirror money, sunnier pen, pin sell, fail 9. Complete the sentence: "And it..." ...rained yesterday." ...came to pass." ...is against the law." ...is only in Utah." ...is a Mormon thing." Could be any number of sentences 10. At a funeral, you will... eat funeral potatoes write letters to the deceased sing hymns of praise eat funeral casserole eat tuna fish sandwiches dress all in black, mourn, and have the local priest bless the grave. 11. Which is the highest compliment? "You're a great Mormon." "Korihor would be proud!" "You remind me of King Zoram from the Book of Mormon." "You are/have a ten-cow wife." "Your son reminds me of Laman." "You are very telestial." 12. Who was the wicked king? King Benjamin King Noah King Nephi King Mosiah (the first) King Mosiah (the second) King Limhi 13. It's not "The Mormon Church" but the... LDS Church Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Mormon Cult Church of Joseph Smith of Mormon Utahns Mormon Church. 14. Are you a member of the LDS Church? Yes No I was, but I'm not anymore I'm not, but I'm investigating. Don't you mean "Mormon Church"? I'd rather shoot myself than step foot in that church. 15. Which political party do you support? The Libertarian Party The Green Party The Democratic Party The Anti-Nephi-Lehi Party The Personal Freedom Party The Republican Party 16. What do Wilford Woodruff and George Albert Smith have in common? They were both good friends of Joseph Smith They were both LDS Church Apostles They were both Republicans They both have statues in the State Capitol They both were born in Utah They were both LDS Church Presidents 17. The center of the grid system is County Hall City and County Building South Temple and Main Temple Square TRAX Delta Center (or, now, the "Energy Solutions Arena") 18. What two schools play against each other in the Holy War? USU and U of U USU and SUU U of U and BYU U of U and SUU BYU and USU BYU and SUU 19. How old is a priest? 12+ 14+ 16+ 18+ College graduate Seminary graduate 20. Where do you go during UEA? Disney World Disneyland Lagoon Great Salt Lake Europe Alabama 21. What day is Pioneer Day? 4 July 2 August 24 June 2 June 24 July 25 July 22. Who is the President of the Church? Gordon B. Hinckley Thomas S. Monson Henry B. Eyring Dieter F. Uchtdorf Joseph Smith Which Church are you talking about? 23. What kind of car do you drive? Minivan Mormon Assault Vehicle 4-door sedan Sports car Truck/SUV Gas-efficient commuter car 24. Are Mormons polygamists? Yes No 25. What happened in 2002? The Olympics The Tornado General Conference, of course. It happens twice a year. Park City opened I-15 was finished I-70 reopened 26. Which most accurately describes George W. Bush? He is sent from God to save this people from destruction. He is a wonderful guy doing an excellent job. He is the kind of person you would like to always have run the country. He is a true friend to all mankind. He is divinely inspired. He is the best President since Ronald Reagan. 27. You are supposed to be somewhere at 9:00. What time do you arrive? earlier than 8:50 8:50 8:55 9:00 9:10 later than 9:10 28. It is snowing outside. What happens? Schools close. You get a day off work. You grumble at the added delay. The freeway speeds are slower. You have to put on chains. Nothing. Life goes on as usual. 29. How many children are in your family? 0-2 3 4 5 6 7+ 30. You proudly claim that... You descend from pioneers You descend from your grandparents (no, really?) You ate the BEST tuna fish casserole the other day You descend from 3 US presidents, King Henry VII, and Charlemagne You descend from Noah Your father was a General Authority. 31. Which word is NOT part of Utahn English? Ward Stake Casserole Reverend Deacon Bishop 32. What is an indispensable part of every family gathering? Funeral potatoes Jell-O Green Jell-O with carrots and the occasional marshmallow A portrait of Thomas S. Monson above the fireplace Hymns and praying around the altar Meeting your uncle's newest wife (he has 4) 33. Utah's license plates say: "Utah - ______ on earth" Most Mormons Heaven Greatest Snow Greatest Jell-O Satan's home Paradise 34. If you want to prove your identity, you show someone your credit cards driver's license temple recommend family photos 35. What's the name of the Angel on top of all those temples? Michael Mormon Moroni Joseph Smith Moron That's not an angel 36. How long should it take you to get to church? 5 minutes 10 minutes 15 minutes 20 minutes 25 minutes 30 minutes 37. How long should it take you to get to the Temple? 15 minutes 30 minutes 45 minutes 1 hour 2 hours 1 day 38. What word is used solely by Mormons? Zion Sion Deseret Desseret Desert Jell-O-fest 39. How many wives does your father have? 0 1 2 3 4 5 40. You have a sign in your house that says: "Families are forever" "Home is where the heart is" "My kids are cuter than your kids" "What would Captain Moroni do?" "Go BYU!"/"Go Utah!" "Employees must wash hands before returning to work." 41. When you make fun of a state, which state is it? Alabama Arizona Nevada Idaho Wyoming Denial 42. Deseret means Honeybee Industry Mormon Zion Busy nothing, as it really should be spelled "Desert"