Are you Adopted?

Pehaps you are adopted. How do you know? You could take an educated guess and use your brain to find out, or maybe you could ask your parents (if they really are your parents) to find out.

But the eastiest way to find out if you are adopted is to take my simple quiz. After a few questions, it will soon become clear to you whether you are adopted or not. Or maybe you will even find out if you are homeless, because some people can't tell.

Created by: Courtenay
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When you go to visit your great Aunt, how does she address you?
Is that "the one?"
God, that's ugly!
Hi, sweetie!
What great aunt?
Good to see you!
4. When you see a certain film about... sexual stuff, do you...
You get a boner
You feel like touching yourself
You find a vibrator and use it to its' full extent
All of the above
What does this have to do with being adopted?
WTF???
5. Do you ever feel like you don't belong?
Yes, all the time.
I don't belong because I have noone...
I am homeless so I don't belong.
No, never. I am popular
...maybe...
6. If you see a stray dog on the street, do you
Call out "insert name here" and hug it
Think it looks stangely familar from your childhood
Shoot it.
7. When you cant find any of you baby photos, what do you're parents say?
We... um... burnt them?
No really, we burnt them.
What parents? I am homeless.
Oh, they're in my room, sweetie.
8. Does your brother/sister look anything like you?
No. I am black and they are white...
Yes, we are all blonde with blue eyes
I don't have any brothers or sisters because I never knew my parents
9. Do you like your family?
No. They don't understand me...
Yeah, they're pretty great
Sometimes I love them and sometimes I hate them
What family? I'M HOMELESS!!!
10. Do ever wish you were adopted?
I think I am adopted...
No, never.
I'M HOMELESS!!
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12. Sorry...
I forgive you
This is boring
Whatever, dude

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