Are you a communist?

There are only a few real communists left there (unfortunately), but the word gets thrown around a lot in politics, mostly by people who have no idea what a communist is.

So, have you been wondering whether you ACTUALLY are a communist, or just a social democrat? Or maybe you're one of those people that apply the term to all of their political enemies? In any case, this quiz will give you the answer.

Created by: Someone12345
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is communism?
Total government, no freedom, everybody has to wait in line for toilet paper...
Classless, stateless society, works according to "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need"
Unachievable Utopia
4. Is communism possible?
Communism is evil! It has failed multiple times!
Of course it is, it's just a matter of time
As much as I wish it was, it's not
5. Why did the Soviet Union fail?
Because communism always fails!
Totalitarian government and an inefficient economic system
Pressure from the outside and/or the people in their government were crooks and had no legitimacy with the people and/or Michail Gorbachev, the traitor
6. What is capitalism?
Freedom
An economic system that leads to prosperity on the one hand, but on the other hand also leads to great social injustice and inequality if it is unchecked by government
Exploitation of the many by the few
7. What do you think of Karl Marx?
He was an evil communist that wanted to take away our freedom and wanted us all to wait in line for toilet paper in some godless country
He provides a great analysis of capitalism, but fails to provide us with a solution that actually works
He was possibly the greatest man in history
8. Who was the greatest President of the US?
Ronald Reagan
FDR or JFK
None of them, as they were all corporate-bought fascists
9. Do you own a Che Guevara t-shirt?
I own an anti-Che-Guevara t-shirt
I bought one, a long time ago, during my socialist phase
No, they are made by children in sweatshops in Latin America and sold to ignorant western kids at ridiculously high prices
10. Is America a free country?
Hell yea, and we better make sure it stays that way (Impeach that communist in the White House!)
It's considerably more free than most other countries, and we need to make sure it stays that way/gets better by NOT voting the Republicans in
No, it's ruled by corporations, and nothing will change that except revolution
11. What is the political orientation of Barack Obama?
Communist
Center-left progressive
Center-right progressive (=corporate tool)
12. What party do you usually vote for?
Republican or Libertarian
Democrat
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal
13. What is better, communism or democracy?
America is not a democracy, it's a republic!
Democracy, but that does not mean we can't have social justice
Your question doesn't make sense, because communism IS democracy
14. What is your way to solve all of America's problems?
Tax cuts for the rich and get the communists out of the government!
Reforms that lead to more social justice, tax the rich more
Socialist revolution!

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